Hi, I’m George Flood.
A full-stack developer in London.
Before code, I ran pubs and coffee shops.
I learned people first. Then JavaScript.
Now I turn messy ideas
into clear, useful products.
From the interface you touch
to the server keeping it alive.
I like thoughtful details.
Calm problem-solving.
And making the web
a little less predictable.
This is my introduction.
Apparently it needed an album.
George: “I asked ChatGPT why my… private branch had developed a rash.”
Joe: “Wait. The AI actually saw it?”
George: “Briefly. It begged me to stop uploading 4K close-ups and see a doctor.”
Joe: “That’s wild, man. You gave artificial intelligence its first traumatic memory. Jamie, pull up whether Bigfoot gets contact dermatitis. I bet it’s the elk meat.”
Fictional parody. Joe Rogan has not interviewed or endorsed George. ChatGPT would also prefer not to discuss the photographs.
Searching the internet for someone already on this page. Efficient.
George is the sort of person who can calm a room, make a plan out of chaos, and still find the funny bit in the middle of it. He is practical, curious, quick to care, and happiest around honest people building things that actually matter.
No Wi-Fi. Three checkpoints. Surprisingly transferable XP.
I ran teams, hit targets and kept a room moving when everything caught fire at once. A Saturday-night rush turns out to be excellent training for a production incident.
Small-business sites taught me the unglamorous half of development: scope clearly, make the thing, invoice it, support it — then handle “one small change”.
I build and support a custom Laravel CMS on AWS alongside a senior developer, sharing responsibility for features, deployments, monitoring and the occasional 2am moment. It taught me when to own a problem — and when another pair of eyes makes the work better.
A private place for difficult thoughts: write honestly, listen carefully to somebody else, then share. No likes, followers or public score — just a gentler exchange built around empathy.
Visit CampfireChoose two London stations and MeetHere finds the fairest place to meet using live TfL data. Because “halfway” should mean halfway for everyone.
Visit MeetHereA UK address lookup built on Ordnance Survey Places and shipped as a REST API, browser app and command-line tool from one dependable codebase.
Private build · case study onlyA canvas-powered trip from orbit to Earth, with cloud depth, browser chapters and GSAP storytelling. This page is both the case study and the live demo.
Open the live siteNo cookies. Questionable odds. A suspiciously employable collection of technologies.
The reels advertise the stack even when nobody is playing. Line up all four for a full-production jackpot.
The technology reels are rolling. Four matching reels trigger a deployment.
Every rank is a technology. Standard blackjack rules, but the dealer reviews pull requests.
Choose a bet and deal. If the bankroll reaches zero, the table closes.
Also, this is a portfolio website. What exactly were you expecting to find?
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